Theoretically, I'm Ridiculously Strong

“Theoretically, time travel is entirely feasible!”

As long as you're lucky enough…

“What? A thousand-year-old tiger demon? Eat my sliding tackle!”

Sliding tackle is short for the ‘Hungry Tiger Feasting Technique’…

“A Cyclops? Watch my sideways invisibility technique!”

As long as you can find a visual blind spot, invisibility is entirely feasible!

“Theoretically, shadows have weight, but the weight of a shadow is extremely low and can be ignored. But if I can run at an extremely fast speed, causing the shadow to rub violently against the ground, then I can generate flames—Shadow Fire Technique!”

In reality, attaching a string of firecrackers to your butt would achieve a similar effect…

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Ignoring logic and only talking about theory is being a scoundrel.

But as a veteran nitpicker, a steel-straight man, a language...