Full Time Sponger

Senior Brother said, “Immortal cultivation is a very long and painful process… Huh? How comes it only took you three months to form a golden core?!

My answer, “Because I have mastered all skills, I thought of trying some cultivation shortcuts and cheats.”

The Demon King said, “After consuming you, I will collect your yin to replenish my yang… Hey! What are you doing? What are you grabbing? How can you grab my thing like that?!

My answer, “Because my in-game character’s race was a demon. Your collecting yin techniques better make me come!”

The Devil King said, “If humanity was to possess paramount power, it’s bound to become ugly from greed… Hey! Did you hear what I say? To possess so many mystical beasts with no rim or rhymes, having the whole world inside your palm won’t be a problem. But how can you do nothing and just sleep all day?

My answer, “Because my dream is to attain the peak of the realm of full-time sponger.”