The entire internet is begging Tian Xiaoyu to stop talking—because her truths cut far too deep! Tian Xiaoyu: (cold laugh) “I don’t want to either. But telling lies would literally get me killed.” Who would have thought that this girl—who even needs her “thank you” approved by a system before saying it—would become the favorite of the National Security Bureau? A national security bigshot asks: “Xiaoyu, take a look at these international students. Which one is the spy?” Tian Xiaoyu: “The guy in the plaid shirt. He can’t even write code—definitely a spy.” Spy: “…I never imagined getting exposed like this.” Netizen: “Great Judge, please check if my boyfriend is cheating!” Tian Xiaoyu: “He’s not cheating. He just thinks you look like his grandmother.” Netizen: “…My heart shattered, but I still want to hear more.” From then on, Tian Xiaoyu becomes completely incompatible with hypocrisy—and firmly tied to the nation. People say: “What she reveals are truths that even God wouldn’t dare expose.” Everyone: “Please, someone mute her! Everything she says is the truth!” Tian Xiaoyu: “Wait—why are people calling me the ‘Judge of the Entire Internet’?!”