Mage Cyprinus has just discovered the bitter truth: he was nothing more than a stand-in lover. His boyfriend’s true love turned out to be someone else entirely. Cyprinus decisively breaks up with him, intending to spend the rest of his life in a committed relationship with nothing but magical knowledge. But then, fate takes a sharp, unexpected turn. “Thanks for being tr*sh, dear ex. I’m with your true love now.” Two mages whose values align, whose interests match, whose academic views are perfectly in sync, are practically two versions of the same soul. Both are described by their apprentices as “transmigrators from the Legendary Era” and “the bane of electronics.” For two eccentric mages who are utterly incompatible with modern society, getting together is, in fact, the only scientifically logical conclusion.