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Chapter 3 of 10

Chapter 3

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PS: This side story is a continuation of Chapter 372. Additionally, to make it easier for everyone to understand, I will copy some content over.

Well, side stories are just that whimsical~ Let me emphasize again, it's highly toxic! Enter with caution!!

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At the entrance of the Kudo Shinichi's house.

Conan, with beads of sweat on his forehead, stammered, "Sister Ran, what are you talking about! I'm Conan, not Brother Shinichi~ I'm only seven years old this year..."

"Seven years old?! You should be seventeen!" Ran's expression was fierce, "Conan, you are Shinichi, right?!"

Ran gritted her teeth, seething with anger. Without waiting for Conan to respond, she pointed at him and continued, "Stop pretending! I've already seen through everything! I've always found it strange, how can a child know so much? Moreover, your observational skills, judgment, and reasoning abilities are not those of a child at all..."

"… You, you must be Shinichi!"

"No! I really am not..." Conan waved his hands in explanation.

Ran's cold laughter echoed as she started to crack her wrists and fingers, making a series of "cracking" sounds: "... Not? You might not know, but when you were lying on the sofa and sleeping today, Detective Eizui took out your eyes... Your appearance is exactly the same as Shinichi when he was a child!"

"… And… and Detective Eizui must have noticed too, right? The matter she wants to talk to you about must be to expose the fact that you are Shinichi!"

"… So, you better be prepared! Shinichi! How dare you, how dare you do such a thing with me…"

Ran thought of some embarrassing scenes and couldn't help but clench her fists.

"Hey~!" Conan, looking at Ran's hands, couldn't help but take two steps back — Mom, why aren't you here yet? If you don't come soon, I'll be able to offer incense for myself next year!

At the street corner, Shu Yunwen watched the scene not far away, feeling a bit excited.

Is Conan going to get beaten? He's definitely going to get beaten!

Yoneko, that big mouth, said that Conan and Ran took baths together, and it wasn't just once...

In her rage, Ran would probably beat Conan's brains out, right?

As Shu Yunwen was fantasizing, Ran had already picked Conan up with one hand, her veins bulging, and slammed a punch into Conan's head:

"Shinichi, do you have anything else to say?"

Conan's eyes started to see stars: "... Ran..."

"Huh? Finally admitting it, and not even calling me 'sister' anymore?"

Ran rudely interrupted Conan, waved her hand, and threw Conan into the air. When Conan fell, she turned and kicked him, sending him "smack" into the opposite wall, spitting out a mouthful of blood ————————

He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!!!

Ran, still not satisfied, stomped on Conan's body: "Don't pretend to be dead! Get up quickly! I haven't finished beating you yet!"

Then, one kick, two kicks, three kicks, four kicks...

Two minutes later, with Ran's cry of "Call an ambulance quickly," Shu Yunwen and Eizui Nanakusa appeared.

Shu Yunwen poked Conan's head and felt his nose: "Holy crap? He's already dead! No need to call an ambulance, just call a hearse."

Ran covered her face and cried: "Wah wah wah... I didn't mean to!"

"Uh uh! We all know!" Shu Yunwen and Eizui Nanakusa nodded together — Ran only punched once, kicked once, and then stomped over a hundred times.

Ten minutes later, the police arrived.

Inspector Megure, seeing Conan's dead body, exclaimed: "Holy crap? Was he hit by a car? And not just once!"

Shu Yunwen raised his hand: "Inspector Megure, Conan wasn't hit by a car, he was beaten to death by Ran!"

Inspector Megure looked bewildered: "Huh? Ran killed Conan, are you kidding me?!"

Ran covered her face: "Wah wah wah... What Yunwen said is true."

Eizui Nanakusa also raised her hand: "Yunwen-san recorded it, that's the evidence!"

Inspector Megure: "There's evidence? Bring it to me right away!"

Two minutes later, after Inspector Megure watched the video: "Holy crap?! This is too brutal! Someone, take the murderer Ran away!"

Thus, Ran was legally arrested. The case was disclosed by the media, and she was dubbed the "Most Psychopathic High School Girl Murderer." However, because Ran was a minor, she was referred to as Juvenile A and was sentenced to five years in prison. In the same year, she committed suicide in prison.

The following year, the case was adapted into a movie by the famous director Takeshi Kitano, which was a huge box office success and received high praise.

The shrunken Ai went to the cinema to watch the film and commented: "... That white rat died so miserably~"

Well, that's all!

PS: I can't even stand writing this. If you can still say it's good after reading it, you definitely have some psychological issues and need to see a doctor!!

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