Prologue 2

I’m happy with the body touch, but because I will vomit so I want you to stop

“So, how’s it going?”

The king sat down on his throne, rubbing his protruding belly to relieve his own pain, and whispered with a face full of bitterness.

“It’s not good. It seems that the second daughter of the Eurasian family made contact with him, but it seems that she was refused.”

A spy who reports directly to the king, wrapping his whole body in black and hiding his face with the mask of “Laughing Devil”-“Ou Ura no KamenKing’s Masquerade, the member knelt in front of the king and spoke without identifying the “individual” while changing his vocal cords at will.

“May I, with all due respect, offer my opinion to the King?”

“What?”

The king closes his eyes as he plays with his white beard.

“Can’t we just leave ‘Yuri Alchiffon’ alone?”

“Well, were you a newcomer … He single-handedly shot down a swarm of hundreds of flying dragon species, alone.”

“… What?”

A group of people who kept themselves hidden and called themselves the Ou Ura no KamenKing’s Masquerade, were so shocked that one of them let out a squeal.

“I-I’ve heard he’s a Light WarriorSkirmisher with no means of long-range attack… “

“He threw.”

“Threw?”

After sighing, as if defeated by the weight of the crown on his head, the king removes the crown and sets it aside.

“He bought Habahiro KenBroad Sword from a blacksmith at a bargain price and threw it to the Flying DragonWyvern at high speed.”

“That is ridiculous…… There’s no way it can hit……!”

“It hit. I saw it with my own eyes. He didn’t miss a single shot and crush their heads, and he even adjusted the angle at which they fell, so that it didn’t hit any of the residents or houses in Royal Capital. When he ran out of stock of his Habahiro KenBroad Sword, he ripped out the walls of nearby houses and throw bricks at them, properly paying for them after all was said and done. Somehow, via the receptionist. “

It’s impossible. Even among the dragon species, Flying DragonWyvern, is the fastest and has the hardest skull that can be called the rulers of the sky, “Did he crush their head with throwing bricks?”…… Did he hit all the creatures flying at high speed at 200km and didn’t even miss?

At the moment when the spy who thought that it was a joke tried to laugh at the story that seemed to be a story beyond the astonishment, the king, his face dyed with rage, hits the armrest.

“Why does he stubbornly refuse to form a party? He’s so powerful, yet he doesn’t want to show off his power or show any interest in the many women who come his way! If we ask to be a decoration, he will refuse, saying that “He has work to do”, If I send him a beautiful courtesan, he said, “There’s nothing to talk about”!?

As long as he doesn’t join any party, I won’t be able to sleep in peace!!”

If the story is true, the king’s anger and anxiety are understandable… If such a monster is left unchecked, there is no telling when he will direct his sword to our neck.

“What is he thinking!? With that much power, there is nothing to fear in this world !?”

The king was about to go into hysterics.

“Why don’t you try to get involved with people when you have the honor and popularity at your disposal!?”

I’m afraid of humans, un.

As usual, jumping from roof to roof, I was looking down at the people walking down the streets of the city.

I don’t know what to say.? I’ve always been a hikikomori, so I’ve become afraid of the public eye, and I don’t feel like I can speak well with others. Maybe it’s because I’ve been training in dungeons for several years since I became an adventurer. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori)

When I finally reached the street where my house was located, I stood on the ground and was embraced by soft creatures from both sides.

“Yuuri-sama, I found you!”

“Got you… Got you…!”

The twins, who are less than 150 centimeters tall even as adults, have eyes of different shades on each side, and are of a race that has “beast” features that appear somewhere on their bodies – Beast PeopleAemil– press their chests against my arm as they move their cat ears and tails.

“Got you! Got you! We’re number one! We’re number one!!”

“Yuuri-sama … To-today…! Iru and Mill did their best …! Really, did their best …!”

The energetic one on the right is Iru, and the quiet one on the left is Mill.

Iru has a blue right eye, a red left eye, and Mill has the opposite shade. Perhaps because of their extraordinary cuteness, the two are extremely popular among adventurers.

In spite of this, it seems that Iru and Mill have rejected all requests to apply to join the “Neko no UtageCat party,” a C-rank party consisting of just these two.

“Yuuri-sama, enter Iru’s party !! Today, you’ll join, right!? Ne~!? Ne~!?“

“Come on in… Join us…!”

For some reason, except me.

“……I refuse”

No, I don’t want to refuse. They are cute, mon, both of them. I’m grateful that they’re so fond of me, but I feel like I’m going to throw up if they get so close. I’m happy with the body touch, but I feel like I’m going to throw up, so I want you to stop.

“Then, make me your bride! Iru and Mill, two of us will be your bride!!”

“Bride… I’ll do my best …! Fight …!”

“… No”

I understand I understand. When you’re young, you always long for older people. But sadly, we forget these feelings when we grow up. Fufu~n, if you are like me, you are not going to make a bad mistake and embarrass yourself.

Ah, I mean, even though you are a girl, you shouldn’t be so physically attached to a man like this. Maybe I should scold them. Yeah, let’s give them a lecture.

“…………”

“Yuuri-sama? What’s wrong?”

“Your face looks weird… but it’s cool…”

Yes, I can’t open my mouth! I knew it! The quick report, I knew!!

“M-maybe we are annoying you? Iru and Mill, are annoying you?”

“Ah … I-I’m sorry…”

OIOIOI!! No no no!! I like both of you!! I love you forever!! UOOOOOO! !! Move, my cheeks!!

Trying my best to hold in nausea, I moved my cheek muscles, which I don’t usually use at all, as hard as I could and barely managed to curve the edges of my mouth.

“… It’s not annoying”

In response to my efforts, Iru and Mill fell into a state of absentmindedness, then their cheeks dyed and looked up at me with a soft look.

“Yu, Yuuri-sama … I like you…”

“I like you… I love you…”

A favor from people, the vomit feeling is great!! For communication disorder, it seems like a miasma!!

I finally couldn’t take it anymore, so I jumped backward to get out of the way, covered my mouth (which was already starting to leak vomit) with my mask, and stuck one hand out in front of me.

“… I Leave”

I can’t do it anymore. I’ve been talking to too many people today. Completely capacity over. Why don’t humans realize that the number of times they can talk to people is finite?

“Yuuri-sama is being bashful! Cute!”

“Cute … cute …!”

The two of them combined hand in hand, jumped up and down, and ran across the street in a lighthearted movement.

“No matter how hard it is, Iru and Mill are won’t give up on Yuuri-sama!”

“Indomitable spirit … There is no declaration of defeat …!”

Relieved that I somehow managed not to throw up again today, I cheerfully wave the twins off as they leave.

Like that twin girls, why do so many people want to party with someone like me… I think about it, but I can’t come to a conclusion.

It is true that I am a strong person, but it would not do any good to form a party with such an unsociable person. I don’t want to bother others as much as possible. However, it’s also true that I’m lonely.

Aah, like the protagonist of “S-rank Adventurer proposed to me”, I also want to be asked to marry a beautiful girl ―― When I opened the door of my house, a beautiful blonde girl who was just about to take off her clothes said, “Ah,” and her face turned bright red.

“A, Ano“

I had heard her voice somewhere, but then she said.

“Ple-please marry me …”

I crossed the critical point and with a straight face, I vomited vigorously.