Book 1 Chapter 1 - The Lamest Skill List

“Hair Growing Art: Rapid hair growth all over the body.”

“Mine Is Yours: Your physical state is fully shared with the other party.”

“Silence: Complete loss of own language function.”

“Pika Pika: The opponent’s language is converted into Pikachu’s language.”

“Taunt: Attract all firepower unconditionally.”

“Disintegration: Random removal of body parts without dying.”

“Dark Stealth: Become invisible when there is no light.”

“Being Barehanded Blade Blocked: When using blade weapons, the opponent has a 100% chance to catch the blade.”

“Thousand Years Of Pain: Having 100% chance to hit the asshole.”

“Meat Ball: Unrestricted body fat production when used.”

“Boundless Seas: After use, the effect is delayed for several seconds, then it hits someone’s buttocks randomly and blows them up.”

“Decapitation In The Heart: Bury the opponent in the soil to make them feel beheaded.”

“Lightning Summon Technique: In thunderstorms weather, call upon a lot of lightning, attacking both friend and foe indiscriminately.”

“Everlasting Corpse: Make the body remains alive after death.”

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Li Mu was a trainee dream fulfiller who works for Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company. His main job was to help clients fulfill their dreams.

Unlike the false private customization companies on earth that temporarily satisfy people’s spiritual fantasies, Li Mu could really help customers fulfill their dreams, no matter how unbelievable.

He liked this job that has fallen from the sky.

However, every time he flipped through the list of superpowers provided by the company to the trainee dream fulfiller, it makes him feel incomparably painful.

Why do other lucky people have golden fingers like a ring with a wise old man’s soul, a bottle that could grow plants, etc. which sounded like superpowers!

When it was his turn… What kind of lame power are these?

Shit!

These lame superpowers could only be designed by people with damaged brains!

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A white space, like a dream.

Countless bubbles were suspended above the space, and scenes of images flow in the bubbles.

The content of the images was mostly a microcosm of the film and television literature works on the earth.

Those bold, or thrilling, or wonderful great works, turned into real worlds in the bubble…

This dreamy space was the headquarters of Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company.

At this time.

Sitting behind a tech-savvy desk, Li Mu received his first client.

The client was a young girl named Tang Ruoyou. She was in her early twenties, the most dazzling and shining stage in a woman’s life.

She has a slightly rounded oval face, delicate facial features, light makeup, a ponytail raised high behind her head, and a simple white T-shirt and ripped jeans embellished with only a few letters casually worn on her body, swaying freely. Everything showed the youth and vitality of a girl.

Her appearance was about 90 out of 100.

Li Mu’s eyes were kept between Tang Ruoyou’s eyebrows as much as possible: “Miss Tang, please confirm again, your dream is to be pregnant with Li Xunhuan’s child, right?”

Although he was only a trainee dream fulfiller at Dream Realization Company, he must behave like a professional.

Although Tang Ruoyou’s wish was nonsense, he must not show any strange expressions.

Once he laughed, this single business would in all likelihood fall.

This was Li Mu’s first client, and it is related to his career, so he couldn’t be more cautious.

Tang Ruoyou looked at the surrounding environment curiously, and obviously did not hear Li Mu’s question.

“Ahem!” Li Mu coughed lightly, reminding the distracted client, “Miss Tang, I am the dream fulfiller who helped you fulfill your dream. Please confirm your dream again. You want to become pregnant with Li Xunhuan’s child, and you’re willing to pay two Dream-Fulfillment Coins for this, right?”

“Don’t be so rude. To be precise, my wish is to perform a heart-pounding romantic love with Li Xunhuan, and to have a fruit of love with him, to change his tragic fate.” Tang Ruoyou frowned slightly, and emphasized her wishes.

She looked at Li Mu, her smart eyes full of curiosity: “What is this place?”

The hypocrisy of women!

A heart-pounding romantic love?

Is the result still the same?

Only women would think about romantic love. A true man should only think about sex…

Li Mu knew it was stupid to discuss the values of love with customers. He kept smiling: “This is Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company. The purpose of our company is to help customers travel to other worlds and ultimately help customers fulfill their dreams.”

“Travel to other worlds?” Tang Ruoyou’s focus was obviously different, her breathing was a little short, “Can I travel to Qing Dynasty like Qingchuan, Ruoxi?”

A silly girl who likes to watch dramas and harem fights!

So it’s not surprising to have such a desire!

Li Mu analyzed the potential character of the client in his heart and smiled: “Miss Tang, the plane to fulfill your dream is the world of Sentimental Swordsman, Ruthless Sword. In theory it should be the Ming Dynasty.”

“It doesn’t matter whether the Qing Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, as long as it is ancient, any dynasty is fine!” Tang Ruoyou’s eyes lit up.

“It’s fine if you agree.” Li Mu liked simple-minded clients. He glanced at Tang Ruoyou with a smile, and took out two contracts from his desk pocket, “Miss Tang, please read the contract carefully. If there is no doubt, please sign your name, and our contract is finalized. Then, I will do my best to help you achieve your wish. If you have any objection to the contract, or if you plan to give up this hard-earned opportunity, go out through the door next to you. You can go back to your old life. You’ll forget everything that happened here.”

Next to it was a door that stood without any support, showing the power and magic of Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company.

Of course, Li Mu didn’t want the client to give up. He looked at Tang Ruoyou with bright eyes and convinced her: “Miss Tang, you may only encounter such a fantastic life experience once in a lifetime. I hope you can choose carefully.”

Tang Ruoyou picked up the contract, read the terms above carefully, and asked, “Really time travel?”

“Of course!” Li Mu said.

“Is it dangerous?” Tang Ruoyou asked.

“Within the scope of the contract, I will do everything possible to ensure the safety of your life.” Li Mu crossed his fingers and said, “Of course, if you did something extraordinary, for example, you left my protection scope without authorization, the company is not responsible.”

“Will it be known by outsiders?” Tang Ruoyou asked.

“Keeping secrets for each client is the duty and responsibility of the dream fulfiller.” Li Mu showed a smile with eight teeth, which was the standard of the service industry.

“Then it’s no problem.” Tang Ruoyou smiled, she signed her name on the two contracts, and asked enthusiastically, “Are you going now?”

“Let’s set off on time in three days. Miss Tang, you have seventy-two hours to prepare!” After confirming the signature on the contract, Li Mu put his heart back into his stomach. He quickly affixed the official seal of Dream Fulfilling Company and smiled. He handed one of them to Tang Ruoyou, “Miss Tang, in order to achieve your dream, we will enter the world of the passionate swordsman, the ruthless sword. I need to remind you of some travel precautions.”

Tang Ruoyou nodded and motioned for Li Mu to continue.

Li Mu said: “First, you can carry no more than one kilogram of personal items in addition to your personal clothing during the journey. Second, you have the right to make your own suggestions in the process of achieving your dreams, but in most cases, please cooperate with the dream fulfiller. Third, take the time to read the novel, as being familiar with the plot will greatly help you achieve your wish.”

“That’s all?” Tang Ruoyou blinked.

“Yes.” Li Mu shrugged and said with a smile, “Although the company does not require specific clothing, as the dream fulfiller who helps you fulfill your dreams, I personally remind that the world background is the Ming Dynasty, and the season is winter. You’d better prepare Ming Dynasty-style warm clothes in advance, which is more conducive to quickly integrating into the world.”

“No problem. See you in three days.” Tang Ruoyou took over the contract, glanced at Li Mu with a smile, stood up, opened the door, and walked out of the room.

After Tang Ruoyou left, the door that stood out of thin air also disappeared.

The entire space became Li Mu’s world.

Li Mu’s mood bloomed instantly, he flicked the contract with force, and the excitement between his eyebrows could not be concealed: “Finally, there is a mission! This is the first step in becoming an official dream fulfiller. I must succeed at any cost!”

After a long time, Li Mu calmed down and put the contract on the table solemnly.

The contract seemed to have melted and disappeared into the table.

Immediately afterward, Li Mu’s personal information panel appeared on the transparent desktop:

[Name: Li Mu]

[Position: Dream Fulfiller (trainee);=]

[Age: 23]

[Strength: 1]

[Spirit: 1]

[Physique: 1]

[Vitality: 1]

[Overall Combat Strength: 5]

[Skill Slots: 2]

[Weight Of Carryable Objects (kg): 4]

[Current mission: Help Tang Ruoyou get Li Xunhuan’s love and get pregnant with his child]

[ Mission Difficulty: one star]

[Mission Status: Incomplete.]

Li Mu has seen the personal panel countless times, but this time, the attribute panel has undergone new changes, with more mission prompt entries.

…

That’s right, Li Mu’s attribute was the legendary “Power level 5 scum”.

But he didn’t care.

Before joining the Dream Fulfilling Company by chance, Li Mu was an ordinary person, and it was normal to have such attributes.

What he cared about was to seize this hard-won opportunity, jump out of the crowd, and become an official employee of Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company.

A trainee dream fulfiller could improve his attributes through the DF coins obtained after completing the mission. One day it would turn him from an ordinary person into a superman.

This was the welfare provided by Myriad Worlds Dream Fulfilling Company to employees, and it is also the driving force for Li Mu to work hard.

There were a total of five traineeship missions, and only one failure was allowed.

That is to say, if Li Mu successfully helped clients fulfill their dreams four times, he can become an official dream fulfiller and enjoy more advanced benefits.

Of course, once the traineeship failed, Li Mu’s memory would be wiped, like the clients who gave up signing the contract.

No one knew how Myriad Worlds Realization Company selected the trainees.

But before Li Mu, seven dream fulfillers had been eliminated during the traineeship, three died during the mission, and four became ordinary people again.

Among the seven people, the one with the best grades only completed three missions.

Li Mu speculated that the failures of the seniors are most likely to be attributed to those goddamn golden fingers!

The mortality rate of more than 40% was enough to prove that Dream Fulfiller was a high-risk occupation.

However, Li Mu was not afraid.

Changing fate and becoming a superman was a rare opportunity. Li Mu didn’t want to come back to his original job and live a normal life.

He wanted to go to the pinnacle of life, be richer than Jack Ma, be stronger than the Hulk…

Therefore, the traineeship mission can only succeed, not fail.

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Men chasing women was as hard as crossing mountains. Women chasing men was as hard as crossing a layer of paper.

Moreover, Tang Ruoyou was born with two advantages to attract men…

This should be an easy mission!

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“In the world of Little Li’s Flying Dagger, what kind of skills are suitable for assembling?”

Li Mu tapped the desktop lightly, closed the personal attribute panel, pulled out the list of skills that the trainee dream fulfiller could use, and searched for skills that could help him complete the mission.

During the mission, the trainee dream fulfiller could use two skills.

Yes!

Not only skills were lame, but also only two could be picked!

The damn Dream Fulfilling Company was indeed very harsh on trainees!

However, little was better than nothing!

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Li Mu needed these lame abilities to complete his traineeship.

He hoped that the list of more advanced superpowers was just hidden from him, and could only be seen and used after he became an official dream fulfiller.

At present, these lame abilities are Li Mu’s golden fingers.

Or rather, gold-plated fingers.

After reading the novel, Li Mu chose two skills, Being Barehanded Blade Blocked and Gold Release.

In the skill list, these two abilities were barely suitable for this mission.

Being Barehanded Blade Blocked was a super-powerful control technique. However, The disadvantage is very large. When controlling others, he was also restrained and has almost no attack power.

But in the martial arts world, this was undoubtedly a good trick to save lives.

As for Gold Release, although it sounded very cool, it had nothing to do with the Fourth Kazekage in Naruto.

The company’s Gold Release, to be precise, should be called Money Release.

The skill description was as follows:

Gold Release: Money can enlighten the mind, and there is no problem that cannot be solved by money. By paying money, you can designate others to do things for you. The success rate depended on the amount of money, and the effect is stable after success.

In the real world, this was also a tricky skill.

People who didn’t have money couldn’t use it, and people who had money didn’t need it at all!

Moreover, in the description of skills, the question of success was also involved.

That is to say, if you don’t estimate the opponent’s strength and the amount of money used, you would most likely fail!

In Gu Long’s wuxia world, where people are always drawn and stabbed, and there were absolutely no moral and legal constraints, the consequences of skills failure are simply unimaginable.

Gold Release was a money-consuming skill.